Brew with precision. Ferment with confidence.
BoochyBoochy is your digital fermentation assistant โ a tea-to-sugar ratio calculator, 2F carbonation timer, and SCOBY health journal built for home brewers who take their booch seriously.
Everything your brew log has been missing
From first steep to final fizz โ four toolkits that turn raw tea and sugar into perfectly carbonated probiotic drinks.
1F Brew Engine
Batch-scale tea, sugar, water, and starter liquid to any jar or dispenser size, then estimate brew duration against your room's ambient temperature (68ยฐFโ82ยฐF).
pH & Acidity Tracker
Log pH milestones from 3.5 down to 2.5 so you can dial in the exact balance between sweet and tart, batch after batch.
2F & Carbonation Vault
Calculate fruit and puree ratios for secondary flavoring without risking over-pressurized bottles, plus burp and fizz timers for swing-tops.
Flavor Recipe Logbook
Archive your botanical blends โ ginger, berry, hibiscus, hops โ with tasting notes so your best batch is always repeatable.
SCOBY Culture Hotel
Track your SCOBY stack, mother/baby separations, starter tea potency, and hotel maintenance schedules in one living journal.
Batch Visual Gallery
Store high-contrast photos of yeast strands, SCOBY formation, and bottled color clarity to compare batches side by side.
Flavor Wheel & Tasting Notes
Rate tartness, sweetness, fizz, and aroma on visual charts, then chart fermentation timelines across seasons.
100% Offline Studio
Calculate ratios, track timers, and browse your recipe archive anywhere โ no internet connection ever required.
Batch Scaling Calculator
Pick your jar size and instantly see exact tea, sugar, water, and starter liquid amounts for a balanced first fermentation โ the same math behind BoochyBoochy's in-app brew engine.
Based on a standard ratio of ~2.5 g tea and 50 g sugar per liter, with starter liquid at 10% of vessel volume. Adjust to taste inside the app.
Built by brewers, for brewers
๐ต We're a small crew of home fermenters who got tired of guessing tea-to-sugar ratios and squinting at handwritten brew logs taped to the fridge. BoochyBoochy started as our own kitchen tool before it became an app for the wider kombucha community.
๐ฟ Our mission is simple: make fermentation science approachable, so every brewer โ from first-timer to continuous-brew veteran โ can repeat their best batch on purpose, not by accident. Precision shouldn't require a chemistry degree.
๐ฆ BoochyBoochy gives you a full digital fermentation studio in your pocket: a batch scaling calculator for any jar size, an ambient-temperature duration estimator, a 2F carbonation and burp timer, a SCOBY culture hotel tracker, and a flavor logbook for every botanical blend you dream up.
๐งซ It matters because good kombucha is equal parts science and patience, and losing a batch to over-carbonation or a neglected SCOBY is a real loss of time, tea, and care. BoochyBoochy keeps your data organized and entirely offline, so your brewing knowledge grows with every jar.
Raw tea in, refreshing culture out โ brewed with intention, tracked with care.
Your brew data stays in your jar
BoochyBoochy: Kombucha & SCOBY Studio was built as an offline-first fermentation companion. This policy explains, in plain language, what happens to your information when you use the app โ and the short version is: nothing leaves your device.
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Information We Collect
BoochyBoochy does not collect any personal information, account details, brew data, photos, or usage statistics. There is no sign-up, no login, and no data entry field that transmits information to us or anyone else.
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How We Use Information
Because nothing is collected, nothing is used. We do not analyze your batch history, tasting notes, SCOBY logs, or timer activity, and we never sell, rent, or share information with advertisers or data brokers.
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Data Storage
All calculator inputs, fermentation timers, pH logs, SCOBY journal entries, recipe archives, and batch photos are stored locally on your device only. Nothing is uploaded to a cloud server, and BoochyBoochy has no backend database that could hold your information.
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Third-Party Services
The app contains no analytics software development kits, no advertising networks, and no third-party trackers of any kind. BoochyBoochy works fully offline and never phones home.
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Data Security
Since your brew logs, photos, and calculator history never leave your device, they are protected by your device's own security settings. There is no remote database for us to secure because none exists.
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Children's Privacy
BoochyBoochy does not knowingly or unknowingly collect information from anyone, including children under 13. As no data is gathered from any user, the app is inherently compliant with children's privacy protections such as COPPA.
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Your Control
There are no accounts to manage and nothing stored outside your device, so you are always in full control. Deleting the app permanently removes all associated batch history, SCOBY records, and photos โ no request to us is required.
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Changes to This Policy
If our data practices ever change, we will update this policy within the app and revise the effective date above. Continued use of BoochyBoochy after an update indicates acceptance of the revised terms.
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Contact
Questions about this policy can be sent to privacy@boochyboochyapp.com.
We'd love to hear from your brewery
๐ซง Whether you've got a question about ratios, a bug to report, or an idea for the next feature, our jars are always open โ write in any time.